Life Sucks (And I Love It)   
Heavy Metal Version
 

Life Sucks (And I Love It)
Crusty Monkey
Marijuana
Drinking Problem
Can't We All Just Get A Bong?
Welcome To My World
I Fell Hate!

You Don't Understand
I Feel Great?
Loneliness
Beer Run
Scars
Hung Up And Strung Out
They Ask me Why I Drink

 

 

 

 

Life Sucks (And I Love It)                                                                          TOP
music-Carter lyrics-Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
guitars-Terry Carter, Anthony Robinson
bass- Brian Perry
drums- Rusty Reens
 

When life throws you a curve ball and the ump makes the wrong call,
When your karma rises up and kicks you in the balls,
When everyone is telling you you’re going the wrong way,
When they tell you to sit down, you stand up and say.

Life sucks and I love it!     Life sucks and I love it!
Life sucks and I love it!     Life sucks and I love it!

When the going gets tougher than the toughest one,
When everything you do is work and nothing’s ever fun,
When you can’t understand what life is all about,
When everything is falling down, you stand up and shout!

Life sucks and I love it!     Life sucks and I love it!
Life sucks and I love it!     Life sucks and I love it!

When life throws you a curveball and the ump makes the wrong call,
When your karma rises up and kicks you in the balls.
When everybody shits on you and drives you to extreme,
You tell them all to go to hell and you stand up and scream!

Life sucks and I love it!     Life sucks and I love it!
Life sucks and I love it!     Life sucks and I love it!

 

Crusty Monkey                                                                                                TOP
music-Carter lyrics-Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
guitars-Terry Carter, Anthony Robinson
bass- Brian Perry
drums- Rusty Reens

 

Crusty monkey jizz face. Crusty monkey jizz face.
In my head, in my head a thought is creeping.
In my head, in my head my brain is freaking.
In my head, in my head a thought is creeping.
In my head, in my head my mind is screaming.
I don’t know this crusty monkey. (x4)

 

 

Marijuana                                                                                                            TOP
music-Carter, Yowzah! lyrics- Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
guitars-Terry Carter, Anthony Robinson
bass- Brian Perry
drums- Rusty Reens

 

Roll a big fatty. Kick back with your friends.
Whatever you do, the fun never ends.
(chorus)
Marijuana. What an aroma. Marijuana. I’m in a coma.
Marijuana. Best ever tasted. Marijuana. Man, am I wasted.
Marijuana. I’m out of control. Marijuana. Pack another bowl.
Marijuana. Gotta say bye-bye. Marijuana. ‘Cause I’m so fucking high!

Grab your bag and bowl, jump into your car
Just drive all day, it don’t matter how far.
(repeat chorus)
Wherever you go, wind and clouds decide.
Watch the setting sun, turn the sky tie-dyed.
(repeat chorus twice)

 

Drinking Problem                                                                                           TOP
music-Biribauer, Taylor, Wilson, Yowzah! lyrics-Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
guitars-Yowzah!, Kraig Tyler
bass- Greg Biribauer
drums- Neal Taylor, Kenny Pierce (intro)

 

I’ve got a drinking problem! I can’t find my beer!
I’ve got a drinking problem! I can’t find my beer!
Did I leave it over there? Did I leave it by the chair?
Did I leave it by the phone? Did I lose it when I got stoned?
I’ve got a drinking problem! I can’t find my beer!
I’ve got a drinking problem! I can’t find my beer!
Did I leave it in the hall? Did I drop it with my fall?
Did I leave it by the bed? Did I lose it with my head?
Did I leave it by the door? Did I drop it on the floor?
Did I leave it somewhere outside? Did I lose it with my pride?
I’ve got a drinking problem! I can’t find my beer!
I’ve got a drinking problem, I can’t find my, I can’t find my,
I can’t find my, I can’t find my, I can’t find my, I can’t find my beer.

 

Can't We All Just Get A Bong?                                                               TOP
music-Biribauer, Taylor, Wilson, Yowzah lyrics-Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
backup vocals-Dez Fafara, Pete Stahl,
guitars- Yowzah!, Greg Biribauer (acoustic)
bass- Greg Biribauer
drums- Neal Taylor

 

Woke this morning, the sky was blue,
You know just what I’m gonna do.
Grab my bag, fill the bowl, then I rip away.
You know it’s gonna be a beautiful day.
(chorus)
Can’t we all just get a bong? Take a hit, hold it long.
Pack it good, make it strong. Then we all would get along.
Can’t we all just get a bong? Take a hit, hold it long.
Pack it good, make it strong. Then we all would get along.

Turned on the TV to watch the news,
But all it gave me was the blues.
Turned it off, took another hit,
When will these people ever get it?
There is a way to end this hatred.
(chorus)

The time has come for everyone to fill the peace pipe

 

Welcome To My World                                                                               TOP
music-Biribauer, Taylor, Wilson, Yowzah! lyrics-Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
guitars-Yowzah!, Sean Dever
bass-Greg Biribauer
drums-Neal Taylor

 

What you see, is not me.
But it’s just not fair, ‘cause it’s just not there.
What you feel, is unreal.
But it’s just the way, it’s gonna stay.
What you touch, is not much.
It’s the only part, left of my heart.
It’s easy to act crazy when you’re going insane.
There’s no one there to see you, there’s no one to blame.
Now you see me, now you don’t.
Try to find me, but you won’t.
(repeat chorus)
Why can’t I find true love and happiness?
Is this problem too hard for any of us?
Does anyone have an answer to the equation?
Or am I a lost soul in a lost generation?
(repeat chorus)
Life no longer makes sense, so I try to contain it.
But all I have is death, drugs and loneliness.
So welcome to my world
You may not see it but it’s my onlyness.
Welcome to my world!
Welcome to my world!
Welcome to my world!

 

I Feel Hate!                                                                                                        TOP
music-Larkin lyrics-Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
guitars-Yowzah!, Terry Carter, Anthony Robinson
bass- Brian Perry
drums- Rusty Reens

 

Lies, deceit, slander told,
You wonder why I feel sold!
Tortured through lies from you!
I find out when we’re through!

I feel hate! I feel hate!
I feel hate! And it’s you!

Trampled on, made a fool.
Used again, now by you.
Now I know all these years,
I wasted all my tears.

I feel hate! I feel hate!
I feel hate! And it’s you!

You used me totally.
Made me think it was me.
Now I see through your eyes.
You’re a slut using guys.

I feel hate! I feel hate
I feel hate! And it’s you!

I hate you! Bitch!

 

 

You Don't Understand                                                                                 TOP
music-Carter lyrics-Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
guitars-Terry Carter, Anthony Robinson
bass- Brian Perry
drums- Rusty Reens
 

I don’t care what you think.
I don’t care how you feel.
I don’t care what you see.
I don’t care about your deal.

I refuse to bow down to you.
I refuse to be your slave.
I refuse to do what you do.
I refuse to live this way.

I don’t give a damn what you think.
I don’t give a damn what you feel.
I don’t give a damn what you see.
I don’t give a damn, ‘cause you’re not real.

I hate you and your stupid ways.
I hate you and all your lies.
I hate you and what you are.
I hate you, I’d rather die.

You don’t understand. You don’t understand.
You don’t understand. You don’t understand.
You don’t understand. You don’t understand.
You don’t understand. You don’t understand.

 

 

I Feel Great?                                                                                                     TOP
music-Schneeberger, Carter, Wilson lyrics-Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
guitars-Terry Carter
keyboards- Mathias Schneeberger
 

Living in a bottle, behind a cloud of smoke.

Pretending life’s not real, pretending life’s a joke.

Trying to forget you, I’m hiding out of sight.

But you’re there, everywhere, running scared into the night.

 

Loneliness                                                                                                        TOP
music-Biribauer, Taylor, Wilson, Yowzah! lyrics-Wilson
vocals-Kenny the Gardener
backup vocals-Greg Biribauer
guitars-Yowzah!, Terry Carter, Anthony Robinson
bass-Greg Biribauer
drums-Rusty Reens
Keyboards-Mathias Schneeberger

 

Listen to the lonely man hiding inside of me. Crying, crying, crying.
My emotions are strained, as I search through this world. Trying, trying, trying.
My soul yearns for love, whispering in the wind. Sighing, sighing, sighing.
(chorus)
You say, hey I’m lonely. You say, hey I’m lonely
Crushed me down, thrown me aside. Love has used me left me dry.
Once I had a life of bliss. Now I live in loneliness.

Listen to the lonely man hiding inside of me. Crying, crying, crying.
Each day I tell myself, I don’t need anyone. Lying, lying, lying.
Each night my heart sinks, it’s turning to stone. Dieing, dieing, dieing.
(repeat chorus x5)

 

 

Beer Run                                                                                                            TOP
music-Biribauer, Taylor, Wilson, Yowzah! lyrics- Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
guitar- Yowzah!, Anthony Robinson
bass- Greg Biribauer
drums- Rusty Reens
 

I run for my bottle when I’m on my own.

I run for my bottle when I’m all alone.

I run for my bottle, no one else indeed.

I run for my bottle, the only friend I need.

 

Scars                                                                                                                    TOP
music-Biribauer, Taylor, Wilson, Yowzah! lyrics-Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
guitars-Yowzah!, Terry Carter, Anthony Robinson
bass- Greg Biribauer.
drums- Rusty Reens
 

As you look into my eyes,
And you see through my disguise,
My insecurity.

If you look past them inside,
You will see the scars I hide,
Vulnerability.

They show the toll of love’s cost,
Pieces of heart that’s been lost,
Immeasurably.

Though I act like I don’t care,
And pretend that they’re not there,
They will forever be.

How many more times must my heart break?
How much more pain can I take?
Will my loneliness ever go away?
Will I find true love someday?

 

 

Hung Up And Strung Out                                                                           TOP
music-Biribauer, Taylor, Wilson, Yowzah! lyrics-Wilson
vocals- Kenny the Gardener
guitars-Yowzah!, Anthony Robinson
bass- Greg Biribauer
drums- Rusty Reens
 

Looking to find someone,
To hold me till the light,
Some one who will keep me warm,
Running scared into the night.

Shivering and shaking,
As loneliness sweeps through,
Clutching to the pillow,
I wonder what to do.

Staring at the TV,
I’m wired beyond sound,
Wondering if I’m living,
And never coming down.

Hung up and strung out,
I’m running from you.
Don’t know what to do,
When I think of you.
Just hung up and strung out.

Days haze by in silence,
Changing and staying the same,
Laughing and crying and dieing,
As I drift through life’s game.

Everyone that knows cares,
Except for stupid me,
But I can’t stop this freight train,
That drives me to the sea.

The sea of depth and darkness,
That takes me till I drown,
Black sea of the future,
That never can be found.

Hung up and strung out,
I’m running from you.
Don’t know what to do,
When I think of you.
Just hung up and strung out.

Running from nothing,
Running to nowhere.
Don’t care where I go,
Long as I get there.
Running to no future,
I’m hiding from my past,
But the way I’m running,
I know I’ll never last.
Loneliness won’t kill me,
But running from it will.
Plunging into nothingness,
As my brain cells I kill.

Kill my memory!
And let me be!
Kill my memory!
And set me free!

Killing brain and body,
I’m hiding out of sight,
Afraid to face the real world,
Running scared into the night.

Looking for someone to hold,
But I’m afraid to try.
Afraid of love and myself,
I cause the world to cry.

Staring out the window,
As I cut another line,
Drink a beer, smoke a bowl,
And die till I feel fine.

Hung up and strung out,
I’m running fom you.
Don’t know what to do,
When I think of you.
Just hung up and strung out.

When you’re living lonely,
There is no wrong or right,
No one there who will care,
Running scared into the night.

 

They Ask Me Why I Drink                                                                          TOP
music-Biribauer, Taylor, Wilson, Yowzah! lyrics-Wilson
vocals-Kenny the Gardener
backup vocals-Pete Stahl
guitar- Yowzah!, Kraig Tyler, Greg Anderson
bass- Greg Biribauer
drums- Neil Taylor
 

I drink because I’m lonely.
I drink because no one cares for me.
I drink, never had a reason to cease.
I drink, never had a thing like peace.

And they ask me why I drink.
And they ask me why I drink.

No brain no pain! No brain no pain!
No brain no pain! No brain no pain!

I drink to forget the past.
I drink but the memories last.
I drink until they fade away.
I drink only the reasons stay.

And they ask me why I drink.
And they ask me why I drink.
No brain no pain! No brain no pain!
No brain no pain! No brain no

For two weeks I cried with the rain.
Even death could not ease the pain.
Everything is gone, everything is wrong.
Nothing to think of, nothing is left of love.

Love is vain. Love is pain.
So I’ll never love again.

Why did you leave me here all alone?
Why did you leave me here on my own?
No reason to live. There’s nothing to give.
Black empty world. Failure flag unfurled.

Love is vain. Love is pain.
So I’ll never love again.

Nothing will let me forget your face!
Nothing will ever take your place!
Nothing is left of a love so true!
Nothing else matters without you!

I drink each day myself insane.
I drink trying to kill my brain.
I drink this way until I die.
I drink, …I can’t remember why.

And they ask me why I drink.
And they ask me why I drink.

No brain no pain! No brain no pain!
No brain no pain! No brain no pain!
No brain no pain! No brain no pain!
No brain no pain! No brain no paaaiiiiin!


 

produced by Kenny the Gardener

except 4, 5, 6 + 14 coproduced by Greg Biribauer

recorded, engineered and mastered at Donner Blitzen
Studios by Mathias Schneeberger
mixed by Mathias Schneeberger
except 4, 5, 6 + 14 mixed by Bill Kennedy

graphics - Melle Belle
artwork - Tommy


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